Joyi

Aussie2

2009-06-16T15:27:00.000-07:00

Can I just post pictures without writing anything? HAHAHAHA , I'm too lazy :)

Aussie

2009-06-11T16:23:00.000-07:00

AUSSIE

After being on the plane alone for 8 hours, I finally landed safely without any crashes. IN YOUR FACE BRYAN! I was issued a letter because I was flying alone. Before entering the gates in the airport, they asked IF I'M PREGNANT because letters are usually issued to pregnant ladies, what-the-fuck?

YAAAYAAA I'm pregnant, very funny.

My sister's new obsession. Shoot me.
MY BROTHER SCRATCHED THE CAR AFTER ONLY 9 HOURS OLD HAHAHAHHA.

These are the awesome people that woke up to pick me up from the airport ! <3

My cookie monster jacket I bought there because it's soo cute!

Headed to Harbour Town to meet up with my long lost brother for 1 year. LOL he didn't know I flew to Aussie. He thought my sister headed to the airport to pick one of her friend up!

I hid in Polo Ralph Lauren. The rest were inside there pretending to be looking for clothes. I walked passed him for the first time, HE DIDN'T NOTICE.

So i decided to make it more obvious by walking right in front of his face when he's talking to the rest.

I was walking from 1--2--3. His eyes went from 1 -- 2 -- 3 . HAHAHAHA PRICELESS REACTION I TELL YOU.

Kevin to Zoe : LETS BUY THIS FOR OUR BABY !

HAHAHAHAHA.

Spot my huge feet that's under attack.

Finally after the attack, I look like I got punched on the face real hard.

Alcoholic people. Unlike me, watermelon cooler which consist less alcohol :D

Another scandal? HAHAHA

Super sweet raspberries 'keke' plucked.

Rockstars wannabe! :P

Seoul Bbq, so delicious you'll kill your parents just to eat it LOL. Kidding

A very gothic picture of me. My sister was trying to take a picture of the spider on my hair
eeeee.

Guess what's this?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....

Forced to 'BBo BBo'?

* I'm sort of infected with Korean language right now because of Kevin LOL.

Sisters Camwhoring in the room =P

Diva purchases.

This is officially the cutest cupcake ever with my cute hoodie!

I became the slave of the day , =(

GO KART AND ZORB MOMENTS

Had dinner @ Goldcoast :)

Sarah! I bought another guess bag instead :P Hahahha. Okay this whole post took me a few hours to write. Thank god for the lightning speed internet connection in the library ! It's darn cold here.

I honestly think I've gained at least 1 kg. *suicide*
By the way, all the pictures are not in order. Im too lazy to rearrange them. Heehee.

Till then, miss me! Loves!

2009-06-05T02:28:00.000-07:00

MY AWESOME REDANG HOLIDAY TRIP!

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Reached the jetty after our 7 to 8 hours car ride. The fact that we got lost on the way here made things worst like omgwtfbbq. BUT we were just right in front of the jetty lol!
Camwhored with my cousin as soon as our foot touch the ground. RUNS IN THE BLOOD LA HAHA.
We all got sandwiched while waiting for the boat that took almost forever to arrive. I'm in the picture ok! spot me :P

Skip..skip..skip..

Arrived at Laguna Resort
* enlarge to read, Sammi Cheng and Richie Ren were here!

Posers coming up!

Super clear water! Can spot fishes while standing :D We don't really need to stand though, we had snorkeling gears lol.

P.s// Edmund, don't flex ok! NOTHING =P . Size 20/21 waist size, damn wtf ok. Most probably every girls dream to have this waist size.

Everybody do this! It's like a must-do thingy when you go to a beach! I did this at night ,explains why it has a black border surrounding it.

I was trying to pose with the super-oh-cute muffin my cousin baked but my face turned out like i just met ju-on. *opens mouth and imitate ju-on's sound*

More ss-ing pictures on day 2 i guess.

* Fuck, damn tanned already!

My rose tattoo that i did it there which is probably gone by now.

*my beautiful mummy

Above are my last minute pictures from redang because it was the last day and we didn't take much pictures of the view there.

This is when eating pancake became a crime. Edmund leong, you better stop it ah! Don't make me post embarassing pictures of you >=|

Our swimming pictures in the swimming pool :D which consist alot of aggresive drowning.

Aunty Jeeneze, Aunty Maggie , Edmund and Yeeleng were rocking their asses off in the club. LOL

We decided to get same shirt on the last day before leaving! =D More more tea!

On the way back home which I only have this picture of Edmund trying to close the window thinking it'll block his face so that I can't take his picture. Stupid anot you tell me? Don't deny this edmund!

Ps.// Im in Aussie right now blogging this at 10 am which is 8 am in Malaysia and I'm in QUT's library with Ray next to me HAHAHA. Nobody is online and i'm rotting. Will be back on the 18th! Till then peeps =)

Redang

2009-05-30T06:52:00.000-07:00

BYE PEEPS! OFF TO REDANG :) Miss me while I'm sun tanning on the beach alright? Loves!

Teacher's day

2009-05-29T06:54:00.000-07:00

Teacher's day.. dot dot dot.

BARNEY GANG ! They're all in different shades of purple.

Went to school today with Ding aka the person I hate the most though she thinks I don't really hate her deeep down inside. But I do :D

I wanted to watch the performance only so i skipped all the speeches and etc. Turns out, I
skipped everything due to our itchy legs.

The going-to-laugh smile! Rolie Polie Olie.

The Emcees

The guitarist. Wtf HAHAHA kidding. Sarah kept asking me to do the 'emo' face ! I personally like this picture because my face don't look that round. Achievement ok :D

Headed to the field to watch captain ball and football. This is how Sarah repay me for teman-ing her to school ..

SHE DITCHED ME ! I want to kick the ball at her face in the picture above :D aww.. I'm so loving.

SOOOOO DISGUSTING RIGHT? Guess who? Your self proclaim "superstar" aka Lawrence.

Highlights!
Joonxian left his phone at the pondok after a futsal game, Ding and I sort of stole it after that without letting him know. He didn't even care about his phone till the football match was over!
HAHAHA, His reaction was priceless when he found out he lost his phone :P

I went through his inbox. SHARING IS CARING OK and I was super duper curious who's this girl named princess. Soooooo disappointing to know who is it LOL. Its your all time ss-er , Laavanya Selvaraja.

Went to Abirami with a bunch of monkeys. I tried climbing over the school's wall because I was too lazy to walk to gate 2. Sadly , my legs were too short to reach it.

The prefect said " You can actually use gate 2 you know " when i was struggling to climb over the wall. UNDERESTIMATE ME MAN. Ok la, but in the end I couldn't also *hides in a hole*

There were only 6 of us, Sarah,Me,Joon,Bryan,Lawrence and Jiachien. THIS WAS THE AMOUNT OF DRINKS THEY ORDERED. Stupid water tank. Lawrence and Jc even went to 7-11 just to get a super big bottle of 100plus ! *faints*

Sarah the awesome one came up with the plan of going parade to shop because there are sales! Super duper last minute and stuff, i went with my school attire. lol

I honestly fell in love with this bag but I didn't get it. You know why? BECAUSE I LOVE SARAH TOO MUCH TILL SHE BOUGHT IT. Ahahahaha, I don't my laaaa sarah ding dong :P

1 hour later, my love faded. But, I FOUND A NEW LOVE WHEEE.

Yes! This ! It cost roughly around Rm500. Tell me, is it nice ? SERIOUSLY OK. I don't wanna burn my money on something that's not nice .

Sarah wanted to show me this super cool baby room. She describes it like this " You press the button then zooom the door will open " LOL. We camwhored inside. And the toilet bowl flushed by itself as soon as I stepped out the bathroom . WE RAN, stupid enough .

Ting Ting Ting

2009-05-26T03:16:00.000-07:00

Biggest scandal ever!

I had the urge to show my ass to the world! YAY ME.

An outing Bryan and I planned during exams! If you're wondering why I skipped school so many days, don't worry I wasn't studying. I was busy planning things-to-do-after-exams ;D whee.

Original Plans
* bring beef to his house because he's going to cook
* both of us become barbie dolls ( will be in detailed later )
* jogging around ss18

The Modified Plans
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* SWIMMING
* + Sarah, Joonxian, Huey Yann, Kenwa

Woke up around 9.30 , had 9 miss calls because I overslept! The rest were already there swimming :(

OMG HAHAHA, I love this picture. I was spinning round and round saying " TING TING TING TING.. " because usually the music box will go ting ting ting with the ballerina on top of it right!
He insisted it's not ting ting ting! Anyway, kenwa is bryan's cousin from Australia!

We nearly got caught sneaking in! You see, only Sarah and Joon is a member there. But Bryan,Kenwa,Sarah and me used the same card! The guy didn't bother to even look at the card. He just passed us towels.

Later, there was this guy that came up to Sarah and ask her who is who and so on..
She said Joon and I are siblings, we're both round lol. And Bryan,Kenwa and Sarah are siblings.

There were at least 2 workers and 1 manager staring at us in the pool. Obviously they didn't quite believe we're siblings . Oh well, they didn't ask us anything when we returned the towels :D

Starting of with a random picture of Bryan which he took using my phone and set it as the wallpaper lol.

Kenwa said I don't know how to cut celery so i proved it to him that I CAN!

My beef, his cooking which is OK---aaaay + bloody :P

What's for lunch besides this bloody beef?
Salmon, Chicken , Tuna and sausage puffs , Salad , 100 plus!
Thank you auntie !

Headed to bryan's room for some fashion show!

In the process of making boobs!

Testing the boobs texture =O

The modeling starts!

Sarah's editing LOL

Bryan's awesome cleavage.

Side profile

Nip slip!

Coming up, Bryan wannabe

Kenwa : SHIT! My chicken wings are visible!

Meet Bryan on the left. Joyi on the right :D

Left around 6 while walking Kikie around the neighbourhood. I painted a red dinasour with claudia which i left it in bryan's house! LOL.

* credits to Sarah for most the pictures above :) I stole it lol.

BYE, i'll go enjoy my maggi.
Ps// the first picture with the caption " biggest scandal ever " , I was wearing shorts underneath :D

Two

2009-05-23T08:22:00.000-07:00

A short update about my 9 hours of walking in pyramid with my all time bestie Huey Yann :)
I shall just flood this post with our vain pictures in the fitting room lol.

Okaay lah this is my vain picture before leave, Huey Yann is going to appear soon. Chillings.

Our food appeared first as it was the first picture I took for fun heeehee.

We were trying sooo hard to take a nice picture. Either she'll complain she look fat or I'll say my
face look fat!

I wouldn't put " Precious Vain Moments " as my blog header for nothing ;)

Call me mean but i just had to take this picture! HER DRESS WAS SO SHORT, I CAN ALMOST SEE HER BUTT.

Bought this earring for Derrick khoo for his super belateeeeed birthday. The process of getting it was rather embarassing. I called his house and spoke to his brother about this earring thinking IT WAS DERRICK ALL ALONG. *hides in a hole*

Huey Yann pierced her ear! Ok, I don't know whats that thingy called even though she told me before. She kept wanting to pierce another one!

Towards the end of the day, around 9.15pm . My legs hurt soooooo badly and it was semi swolen underneath. I SWEAR. The next day I couldn't even stand up and walk properly. Practically, I felt like a disabled person :(

* this is a really lazy post, i know. Thank you, bye!

Screw Exams

2009-05-21T07:28:00.001-07:00

Ok time to update my pretty much dead blog , LOOK SARAH I'M UPDATING.

EXAMS ARE FREAKING OVER :)
This is the biggest font ok!

Camwhoring in the mmhmm Abi.. something rah.. something.. mi coffee shop!

LOOK AT MY EYES, HAHAHAHA. I was so sleepy , felt like I could just collapse on the floor. I had my ever first Banana Leaf rice! Wheeeeeeee,I'm such a jakun-fied Malaysian.

HIGHLIGHTS ; my apple juice was red in colour when all the apples on the counter there were green wtf.

Time to share some ugly moments of me at 2am. I ter-took this picture while trying to record that weirdo doing something stupid HAHA.

Yes yes, world class nerd :D
OK BYE!

Mother's day

2009-05-10T12:22:00.000-07:00

HAPPY MOMMY DAY :)

*excuse my messy room

Abandoned my blog for at least 2 weeks. Quote from my sister, " hangat-hangat tahi ayam " .
Which is trueeee, lol. One second I'm so eager to blog, another second I'm lazy.

Will continue blogging as soon as exams are over. Good luck peeps!

Sick of your pathetic attitude ;

2009-04-20T10:52:00.000-07:00

Its $*(&)($# 2am right now, and I'd just finish my addmaths homework. Perfecto man. Blaaaah.

Sunday ;

Skipped sports day because I got ditched.
Watched Friday the 13th , midnight show @ Pyramid. Okaaay, this was awesome. You probably wouldn't want to watch this if you have a weak heart, lol. Its something like Final Destination but this is creepier.

We actually couldn't decide on He's Just Not That Into You/ Fast and Furious/ Friday the 13th.
Truuusttt me, i didnt' regret watching though.

Monday ;

Wheeeeee, i love today! Watched Confession Of A Shoppaholic in Pyramid AGAIN but this time with Sarah and Bryan! I swear to god I nearly choke on a popcorn and died of laughter.

" LONG PAUSE , NO ANSWER "

HAHAHAHAHHAHA, It's a must watch movie. Bryan kept insisting that I shop for things i don't need. BULL! :P

So right after the movie, WE WENT SHOPPING! lol.

I swear to god, this is the most perfect shorts ever. I fell in love with it instantly! This is categorized under I NEED IT. Yes Sarah, I really do!

Conversation between Bitch and I

Me : *holds size S shorts*
Bitch : Do you want to try? It's S size you know. *stares at my body from top to bottom*
Me : Yeaah.

----- Came out from the fitting room -----

Bitch : So is the size right? ( She gave me that looook, YOU KNOW.. THAT LOOK )
Me : *rolls eyes* YES.

*Ran to Alicia*
Me : THAT BITCH THAT BITCH THAT BITCH. IM GONNA BUY THAT! IN HEER FACE.

Blaaaaaaaaa, I'm not gonna tolerate with people that calls me fat indirectly! >=(

End product! I know SUB is a very gothic place, but the shorts there are pretty :D

I waaaaaaant one of these! Ankle Boot! The one I wanted don't have my size. =((

P.s// Ding and Chew, don't ever complain about how plain my shorts is!

Double Tuition

2009-04-17T22:35:00.000-07:00

I had two miserable tuitions today! Sort of back to back. First was Bm tuition, which my teacher didn't even enter. There were a bunch of people that doesn't know how to shut up in tuition.
Talk like there's no tomorrow . Damn wtf.

Addmaths was next. The horror.
I don't even like addmaths to begin with!
Rachel,Sarah and I sat at a corner which I was sweating badly.

Luckily, Brandon saved me after tuition! He picked me up and we went for Yamcha session :) He "modified" his Kembara LOL.

The Before picture

AFTER! ( I took this at 12am at the street when he drop me home, scary much )

The inside view, his P was sticked on the plastic thingy XD

Hahahaha, okaay i'm done humiliating him.

I just finished a match of dota! Surprisingly I didn't suck THAT badly. Look look! my score :)
Wheeeee, I'm so proud of myself. "Somebody" have to kiss my shoe !

Ribena Challenge

2009-04-16T06:30:00.000-07:00

I won't lie, but this challenge is quite hard. I'm trying to prove that Sarah's ribena is ALWAYS DILUTED , Im not even joking.

Task no.1 ; Get my fat ass downstairs to make ribena.
Road block ; I can't find a see thru cup/bottle.

Task no.2 ; Get an example of how much ribena she'll pour.

Task no.3 ; Get an example of how much I'll pour to satisfy my taste buds!

Now viewers, OBSERVE.

Task no.4 ; Add water

This is my end product! You'll see sarah's one in her blog!
Now, vote for me by simply leaving a tag on my tagboard. HAHAHA.
Oi! I'm serious.

Lastly, Task 5 ; Force myself to drink this thing =(

BYEEEE!

Fat face

2009-04-16T05:54:00.000-07:00

Heeeeey! School was fine besides the fact that Pn.Geeva was pms-ing badly . Tung Kua found a clone of me on the paper and he was 'nice' enough to share it with me.

Someone even asked if it's a monster ,LOL
Honestly right, I don't know too..

Naah, this is the roundest picture I have in the computer. YES, FACE FAT :D whee.
Quote from zhiying ( I purposely bold it XD ) , " Round is cute! "
Coughhecoughiscoughroundcoughtoo.

Before I scare everyone away with my fat face, this is a not-so-fat-face of me :D

I'm gonna use the term STALK, since Sarah thinks so.
Little did I know, I 'stalked' Sarah before school ended and after school to her house!
My lunch came all the way from the school canteen =(

Ding was busy cutting flags for interact. Interact actually won her over me. They got her for sports day! SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD. SARAH LET ME SHOW YOU HOW SAD I AM.

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Happy anot? :D

Tuition ;

Mr. Aru made this. An eagle?

I went whoaaaaaaaah , woooooooooow, etc etc. So he said I can open it!

TAAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAA :D I stole it btw, its in my Physics book HAHA .

While me and Sarah was busy taking pictures and also complaining that Nokia N series camera sound can't be switched off eventhough its on silent mode. We were also giving examples how inconvienient it can be. Eg; What if you wanna take a picture of a hot guy while you're hiding somewhere?!

Mr Aru didn't believe us so he took my phone to play with the camera settings! Eventually, HE GAVE UP . HEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEE :D

BYE!
End of todaaaay ; MY NEXT POST WILL BE ABOUT A RIBENA CHALLENGE!

=(

2009-04-14T09:44:00.000-07:00

Have you ever felt like you wanted something so badly, and you're waiting patiently in line to buy it. Then you saw 70% sales opposite for the same thing, and ran after it.

My task was to get Physics reference book by Oxford Fajar for tuition.

Price list :-
School :- Rm24
Bigbookshop :- Rm30
Mr Aru :- Rm25
SS14 :- RM27

My first pit stop, school. Sold out. Went to bigbookshop later on, one book left but i refuse to buy it because it was soo expensive compared to the rest.

Went home ,texted teacher. He's not selling it anymore ! #*%()$%^
So i went back to bigbookshop to get it, that little creature was gone and no where to be seen.
I had no other choice, i went all the waaaaay to SS14 just to get that book! Mind you, I stay quite far from SS14!

This is roughly what i went through today.
School-->Home-->Bigbookshop-->Home-->*texted teacher*--> Bigbookshop--> SS14
I'm such a "bright" child.

I'm gonna calm myself down with my milo 3in1 cereals which i'm drinking now! Slurrrppss.
Zy actually texted me and relate my milo with the monsoon history in our literature book!
=((((( gawd, kill me.

Special Message

2009-04-13T10:47:00.000-07:00

To *inserts name* ,

Stop cheating or you'll be the one eating the raw egg!
HAHA, I CAN LIVE WITHOUT YOU. ;)
I hope you'll read this so you'll know what's happening to me though we're not talking.

I strictly do not miss your presence and etc, you shall rot without me :P

6 OF JUNE 2009

Truth revealed

2009-04-12T22:38:00.000-07:00

My outfit for I.R day

taaaadaaa .Ming, from malaysian dream girl season 2!

I loveee her + her clothes soo much! So i decided to get something similar like hers. That beanie cost me god damn rm50, i swore that i'll love it till i die lol. Saw a high-waisted shorts in Topshop, but i didnt look good in it. Mummy said it's the ugliest pants ever. LOL

The funny part was it was the same beanie Rev tried on in Forever 21 some time ago and i PULLED off the beanie from her head and shouted.. " MALAYSIA SNOWING IS IT? "

HOHOHO, guess who bought it now :P

International Relationship Day

2009-04-12T12:32:00.000-07:00

THEME : RETRO

International Relationship Day, known as Ir day was fun fun fun! I never really attend school events but this sounded fun because we get to dress up :D Im sure vain people like laavanya,bryan,zhiying and phanit will understand! Wore a checkered shirt,beanie,suspenders and shorts. i know it's toooo casual.Okaay picture time, wheee.

Attempt to take a nice picture
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Failed badly with flash, lolOur deformed faces :S HAHAHAShaky hands, PHAIL.

Finally, the 4th shot!
The vain-pod with my sunnies came to my house before going.
I wore suspenders to add my retro look :P

As usual...Me & Yann
Yes , i do know there's a gap at my fringe, shut up.
The cannibal behind us.Brandon Lim, my long lost friend from primary.
thaaaanks for the delicious-fattening-ugly looking marble cheese cake. you made me fatter, pftt.

Without fail, group picture of vain people..
My roundy partner. boeing boeing
The kiasu-pod
The used-to-be dota freaks! check out my scary eyes

The night supposedly end with people dancing/coughflashingcough / jumping at the dance floor but everything went wrooooong. They shoo-ed us at 10pm.
So it ended with a yamcha session @ starbucks!

Night peeps, it's 4.22 am now;)

p.s// i did not take any pictures of the performance because i was busy waving my phone up as a neon light. Jakun zy made me do it.

For Starters

2009-04-12T12:25:00.000-07:00

After 1239875209834 years of not blogging, I've decided to start blogging again!

Main reason : I've no one to annoy since I'm not talking to *inserts name* for a month or so :D